You’ve come all this way, have taken the time to rejoice in each of my pages and now you are ready to take the leap.
I hope you are as excited to meet me as I am to meet a respectful gentleman like yourself.
As any professional, I require a 48 hours notice for cancellation. If you’re indisposed and don’t provide me with enough notice, I will require a 25% cancellation fee, sent via an electronic gift card of my choosing. This will compensate me for the time I saved for us. If you cancel less than 24 hours I will require a 50% cancellation fee.
As I am always dressed to impress and perfectly polished, I require the same courtesy from my suitors. Hygiene is a deal-breaker for me and I will always provide a fully stocked shower for you to use.
Any incomplete, rude or vulgar text message or email will go unanswered. Also, please consult my calendar before asking for a date.
In August I will meet a few more clients (no new clients) for 3 hours duration dates as a minimum and I still have time on August 19th from 2pm-5pm before my full retirement.